
Benedict Cumberbatch. It sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn’t it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it on a Monday morning.
OH MY GOD THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE. SHIT
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHIGN AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS
it’s like you knew me and all the things i couldn’t say
sometimes i forget that fictional characters aren’t really my friends
hannibal “cool dad” lecter
#i’m not like a regular dad #i’m a cool dad #do you need anything abigail? #school applications? #drugs? #dead body disposal? #i got ur back
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
The truth is…
superwhopottergrimmavengelock:
…it’s so much easier to say you’re antisocial…
…or claim that you just don’t like people…
…or pretend that you just don’t care anymore…
…than to admit how lonely and damaged you truly feel.
That’s why we go to shows/movies/books because those characters are the only ones we truly connect with.
#jesus CHRIST satan no wonder God got sick of you all the time #you whiny brat #daddy look #daddy look at what i drew #daddy look at what i can do with my tongue #hey daddy #dad #papa #dad #look at me #PAY ATTENTION TO ME #GOD DAMN IT MICHAEL JUST TAKE LUCIFER TO THE PARK OR SOMETHING #GODDAMN I JUST NEED *TWO MINUTES* TO MYSELF
BEING A SINGLE PARENT MUST HAVE REALLY WORN GOD DOWN
#i feel like this is the perfect counterpart to aotd #because everyone always assumed that rory loved amy more than she loved him #but she loved him so much as well #and people always assume that river loves the doctor more than he loves her #because she’s better at showing it #but here he is admitting how deeply his feelings for her affect him #he loves her so much (via a-bitey-mad-lady)

“Clary, you’re an artist, like your mother. That means you see the world in ways that other people don’t. It’s your gift to see the beauty and the horror in things. It doesn’t make you crazy - just different. There’s nothing wrong with being different.”






